"the Spartans are so impressive in their World Wrestling Federation bikinis, showing off their steroid-enhanced trapezoids, six-pack abs, and freedom-loving glutes that the invaders are understandably unnerved. "We will attack Greece late in the autumn before you have time to get your winter clothes out of moth balls," a Persian emissary might cautiously tease his adversaries. To which a brassy Spartan might fire back: "Good. We'll fight in our underpants."

I think "300" looks like one of the most homoerotic blockbuster movies since Top Gun and before that Spartacus. I certainly look forward to seeing it. Gerard Butler was pretty sexy in Tomb Raider 2 but in this one he's really buff and fights in his speedos - phwoar. Check out the official site for behind the scenes training footage. It doesn't get much more latently gay than this...