what was that filthy video for the huge dance hit, where there was an aerobics class that was virtually pornographic? I have a terrible memory for names these days...anyway I'm sure you know the one I mean. Well, here's a better version, and it's actually safe for work!

....so I'm sat on the sofa watching telly alongside my slightly annoyingly prim, straightlaced female housemate (ex-cambridge, violin-playing, rugby-watching, national-trust-visiting, very parochial bourgeois values imho etc etc) and there's a trailer for a prog on Ch4 called Secret Millionaire in which a rich person goes undercover to find a deserving person or persons to receive a big fat cheque and have their lives transformed for the better. Anyway the voice over says something like "He has to leave behind his designer clothes and his husband..." and you see two guys hugging goodbye, and she says "husband?!" in quite an alarmed way. So I say, "well, you know, he means his partner of course" and she goes "hmmmm" in a way that sounded kind of disapproving. Maybe I'm jumping to conclusions but I'm curious as to what she meant by that. It did make my heart race in anticipation of fight about something I feel very strongly about, but I didn't say anything. I think I'll leave that can of worms unopened for now. I just wish I had a husband or engagement to announce just to see her face....

I've never heard of Colton Ford but according to DNA magazine he's a gay porn star who has made a record. He should do a duet with Francois Sagat. He's trés sexy of course though the music production is kind of amateurish. The song's not so bad and he can actually sing. I'm not sure he makes a very credible popstar though, especially considering the videos!

It seems there's a movie about his music career too...